Found this on the wire at work. I love the authorities' callousness.

Cows rounded up after trailer gate opens at McDonald¹s parking lot in
northern Utah
WEST HAVEN, Utah (AP) McDonald's? The burger joint? Stampede!
Eight cows escaped from a trailer when the rear gate opened as the driver
pulled into a McDonald¹s. It took about two hours to round them up Monday.
"Maybe they were going to ... hop in the freezer, save the middleman,"
Weber County sheriff's Sgt. Dave Creager said.
Lt. Kevin Burns had another theory: "They didn¹t like their future."
The roundup was called "Operation Hamburger Helper." A nearby resident
even hopped on his horse.
"I thought my eyes were lying," said Wayne Sanders, who was at a truck
stop next door. "I don¹t know where they came from, but I¹d say they¹d have
to weigh 800 pounds apiece and they were on a pretty good trot."


And this is a quick tip of the hat to SCTV, the best skit comedy show this continent ever produced.